it'll be a great idea to do storyhours during the break weeks, i thought. let's do them around themes, i thought. holiday stories last week (Very well attended) Tramadol and acetaminophen, and fairy tales this week. for all ages, i thought. great plan, i thought.
until buy buy cheap online tramadol tramadol began reading through the fairy tale picture books. first there was puss in boots. great book, Buy buy cheap online tramadol tramadol : caldecott honour winner. until the end of page one when the youngest brother begins to lament that in his inheritance from his prescription medication tramadol he got the cat, and his older brothers got the mill and donkey. "fine for them. they Buy buy cheap online tramadol tramadol, can work together and be well off. once i've eaten the cat and made a muff out of it's fur, i'll starve to death." hmm ... perhaps not ...
then there was ouch! a delightful book, until Tramadol and acetaminophen : Buy buy cheap online tramadol tramadol : the main character is, as a baby, thrown off a bridge into the river in a box. hmm ... well he is rescued so let's go on. a few pages later he's sent on a mission to the castle by the king with a note to the Buy buy cheap online tramadol tramadol : queen saying 'kill buy buy cheap online tramadol tramadol when he arrives.' hmm ... well a band of theives intercepts the note and replaces it with a note saying 'marry this boy to the princess immediately.' ok rectified well. but then the king arrives and sends him on a mission to hell to retrieve 3 hairs off the Tramadol and acetaminophen : devil's head. ack. he meets the devil's mother who helps him get the hairs, and then tells him how to help the boat driver get out of his eternal job. so back he goes "i hope i'll never see you or your wife here in hell!" the mother says to him, and then he tricks the king into visiting the boat driver, who tricks him into have the job ... forever.
well, perhaps not.
little red riding hood? nope. they all get eaten.
the green frogs: a korean tale? well, the mother does die at the end and they spent a lot of time crying over her grave in hopes of it not washing away from the rains ...
so on the spur of the moment i grab the Buy buy cheap online tramadol tramadol : three little pigs. did anyone buy buy cheap online tramadol tramadol know that the wolf actually eats the pigs buy buy cheap online tramadol tramadol by one? and then at the end the pig in the brick house eats the wolf as it falls down the chimney? i was sure that each pig ran off to meet buy buy cheap online tramadol tramadol with the next pig, ending with all three safely tucked in the brick house. oh my.
nothing is easy these days.