Monday, October 15, 2007

How Preemie Moms are Chosen

ok so i'm not overly religious or anything, but i liked this.

~*~How Preemie Moms Are Chosen~*~(Erma Bombeck)

Did you ever wonder how the mothers of premature babies are chosen?Somehow, I visualize God hovering over Doctor grapefruit lipitor : Earth, selecting his instruments for propagation with great care and deliberation. As he observes, he instructs his angels Doctor grapefruit lipitor : to take notes in a giant ledger."Armstrong, Beth, son. Patron lipitor vs lovastatin Matthew. Forrest, Marjorie, daughter. Patron Saint, Celia. Rutledge, Carrie, twins. Patron Saint...give her Gerard. He's used to profanity."Finally, he passes a name to an angel and smiles.
"Give her a preemie."
The angel is curious. "Why this one, God? She's so happy."
"Exactly," smiles God. "Could I give a premature baby a mother who knows no laughter? That would be cruel."
"But does she have the patience?" asks the angel.
"I don't want her to have too much patience, or she'll drown in a sea of self-pity lipitor drug interaction despair. Once the shock and resentment wear off, she'll lipitor drug interaction it. I watched her today. She has that sense of self and independence so rare and so necessary in a mother. You see, the child I'm going to give her has a world of its own. She has to make it live in her world, and that's not going to be easy."
"But Lord, I don't think she even believes in you."
God smiles. "No matter, I can fix that. This one is perfect She has just the right amount of selfishness."The Lipitor drug interaction - angel gasps, "Selfishness?! Is that a virtue?"
God lipitor drug interaction "If lipitor drug interaction can't separate herself from the child occasionally,s he will never survive. Yes, here is a Lipitor drug interaction - woman whom I will bless with a child less than perfect. Lipitor drug interaction : She doesn't know it yet, but she is to be envied. She will never take for granted a spoken word. She will never consider a step ordinary. When Lipitor drug interaction, her child says momma for the first Doctor grapefruit lipitor - time, she will be witness to a miracle and know it. I will permit her to see clearly the things I see--ignorance, cruelty, prejudice--and allow her to rise above them. She will never be alone. I will be at her side every minute of every day of her life because she is doing my work as surely as she is here by my side."
"And what about her Patron Saint?" asks the angel, his pen poised in the air.
God smiles. "A mirror will suffice."

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