thank god for the internet.

getting into the car this morning, mr dewey says something to me and all i catch is the phrase 'on Buy hydrocodone online without a prescription : a mission' ...

and suddenly a piece of a song pops into my head. and i can't place it.

i can hear buy hydrocodone where rhyme between mission and 'cure my lonely condition' and i spend the entire car ride to work Buy hydrocodone cod : trying to work it out in my head. and mr dewey is anti-dance music (comes from his years of being a dance club bouncer) so he's not helping.

and thank god for google where i can Buy hydrocodone cod : type in the most obscure terms as 'mission' 'condition' 'song lyrics' and find exactly what i need.

it's Bust A Move by YoungMC.

it came out around buy hydrocodone where time of buy hydrocodone where and Funky Code Medina (i think the line about blowing five buy hydrocodone where go to a movie dates it pretty well...) ... both of which were pretty man-dog-playa songs, so it's along those lines too ... i hadn't realized just how bad it was until i re-read the lyrics (it's got a good beat to dance to, i'd give it about an 8.5, Dick [Clarke]) but i'm just glad it's out of my head now.

although i'll probably have to head home and dig it out on CD somewhere to listen to.

and for those who need the rest of they song, to put it out of their heads ...


This here's a tale for all the fellas
Try to do what those ladies tell us
Get shot down Buy hydrocodone online without a prescription, cause you're over zealous
Play hard to get an females get jealous

Ok smartie, go to a party
Girls are stancin buy hydrocodone where crowd is showin body
A chick walks by you wish you could sex her
But you're standin on the Buy hydrocodone online without a prescription - wall like you was Poindexter
Next days function, high class luncheon
Food is served and you're stone cold munchin'
Music comes on, people start to dance
But then you ate so much you nearly split your pants
A girl starts walkin, guys start gawkin'
Sits down next to you and starts talkin'
Says she wanna dance cus she likes the groove
So come on fatso and just bust a move

You're on a mission and you're wishin'
Someone could cure you're lonely condition
You're lookin for love in all the wrong places
No fine girls just ugly faces
From frustration first inclination
Is to become a monk and leave the situation
But every dark tunnel has a lighter hope
So don't hang yourself with a celibate rope

New movie's showin... so you're goin
Could buy hydrocodone online without a prescription less about the five you're blowin
Theatre gets dark just to start the show
When you spot a fine woman sittin in the front row
She's dressed in buy hydrocodone where she says "Hello,
Come sit next to me you fine fellow"
You buy hydrocodone online without a prescription over there without a second to lose
And what comes next, hey bust a move

If you want it baby you've Buy hydrocodone online without a prescription - got it (repeat)
Just bust a move

In the city buy hydrocodone online without a prescription look pretty
Guys buy hydrocodone where jokes so they can seem witty
Try buy hydrocodone online without a prescription tell a joke just to get some play
Then you try to make a move and she says "no way"
Girls a fakin' ... goodness sakin'
They want a man who brings home the bacon
Got no money and you buy hydrocodone where no car
Then you got no woman and there you are
Some girls are sophistic... materialistic
Looking for a buy hydrocodone online without a prescription makes them opportunistic
They're lyin on the beach perpetratin a tan
So that a Buy hydrocodone online without a prescription, brother with money can be their man
So on the beach Buy hydrocodone online without a prescription, you're strollin'... real high-rollin'
Everything you have is your's and buy hydrocodone online without a prescription stolen
A girl runs up buy hydrocodone online without a prescription somethin to prove
So don't buy hydrocodone where stand there, bust a move

(break down)

Your best friend Harry has a brother Larry
In five days from now he's gonna marry
He's hopin you can make it Buy hydrocodone online without a prescription, there if you can'
Cause in the ceremony you'll be the best man
You say "neato"... check your libido
And roll to the church in your new tuxedo
The bride walks down just to start Buy hydrocodone cod, the wedding
And there's one more girl buy hydrocodone where won't be getting
So buy hydrocodone online without a prescription start thinkin, then you start blinkin
A bride maid looks and thinks that you're winkin
She thinks you're kinda cute so she winks back
And now you're feelin really fine cus the girl is stacked
Reception's jumpin, bass is pumpin
Look at the girl and your heart Buy hydrocodone online without a prescription : starts thumpin
Says she wants to dance to a different groove
Now you know what to dog, bust a move

[transcribed by Doug Harple - harple31@npeeserv.eelab.newpaltz.edu]