Tuesday, June 14, 2005

went to pick Xenical diet pill - up the dress today! how very exciting!

so on the way to brooklyn (and amazingly, Xenical meridia - there was no comment about 'why did you have to get xenical coupon dress in brooklyn???' to which the answer would have been, of course, 'because that's where kleinfeld's is' ... but as there was no comment, there was no need for the snappy comeback ... but i digress ...)

i mentioned that perhaps we should fold the seat down Xenical diet pill, to accommodate the dress. he laughed and said that it wouldn't be necessary ... xenical coupon fit in the back seat.

i laughed and told him that it wouldn't and we weren't folding it.

he stopped laughing. what do you mean it won't fit in the backseat? he asked.

i Xenical diet pill - mean it likely won't. it's pretty big Xenical meridia - and can't be bent or folded. it's just been steamed.

whatever he said. we'll figure it out.

so we get there. he waits patiently upstairs while i go downstairs xenical diet pill pick up, get final instructions from my fitter (instructions??) and then a lovely young man arrives to xenical coupon it to the car for us.

so i walk upstairs and he looks up at me with a Xenical meridia - 'where is it?' look. i turn around and there is the lovely young man with his arm straight up in the air carrying a giant white garment bag that more resembles a tubular balloon than anything else.

he looks at me. looks at the bag. looks at me again. makes some weird noise not quite a xenical diet pill and not quite a sigh.

he stands up, and says to the lovely young man 'i've got it'.

the lovely young man looks at me ... for approval? xenical diet pill says 'it's not a problem. i can put it in your car.' (clearly he's dealt with neurotic brides before ... not that i am one but as the story plays out you'll see that i'm about to become one)

he says 'no really. it's o.k.' and takes the bag from him.

so we're out the door heading up the sidewalk to the car. and he has his xenical coupon straight up in the air, but it's not exactly straight. more like aiming forward ... which is then bending the dress over his back and shoulder. it Xenical meridia - becomes apparent to me that the lovely young man has developed a technique (and xenical diet pill muscles normal people don't have) that enables him to hold his arm straight up and down while supporting the weight of this garment.

so i'm looking at him and say 'could you please try to hold it straight up'

he shoots me a look.

'no, really' i say 'i really don't want it to bend' for those xenical coupon you who haven't been through this before, there is a Xenical diet pill - giant stuffed half body inside the bag that the dress is attached to in some magical and mysterious way ... it keeps the bodice full and round while allowing the skirt to Xenical diet pill - remain full and not flat. but it means that you can't really lie it Xenical meridia - down or fold it too easily (plus, you don't want it to wrinkle!)

he shoots me another look, accompanied xenical coupon a grunt, but tries to straighten his arm up somewhat.

so xenical diet pill get to the car, and after some interesting manouvering xenical diet pill could have been assisted by about 6 more arms, we got it in, hanging and draping across the entire cargo area. btw ... we have a jeep cherokee. it's not like it's a miata or anything ...

in the car, i make some comment like 'you didn't believe me, did you?' and he responds with a 'no dear' comment that makes me smile.

into the parking garage, and we wrangle it out. then there Xenical diet pill : is more walking and me tut tutting about it being straight xenical diet pill and down and a bit more grunting and we're off the elevator. then it happens.

i forget to point out the low doorway.

which results in a crashing and crunching sound that is his hand slamming into the doorframe. Xenical diet pill, i'm tempted to rush over and make sure the dress is ok, but i manage to respond with 'oh my goodness are YOU ok?' i'm sure he knows what i was thinking.

inside the apartment and hanging carefully on Xenical diet pill : an over-the-door hanger hook.

i am then Xenical diet pill, reminded of a scene from bridezillas where the bride bugged the groom about not bending her dress and keeping it straight and carrying it carefully. and his response was mumbling about what does she think he is? he's a xenical diet pill year old man and does she think he doesn't know how to carry a dress?

oh no! am i becoming bridezilla?

and xenical diet pill my guy says 'i'd better not come home and find you wearing this thing around the apartment.' and he smiles at me.

and makes me think of the Friends episode where phoebe, rachel, and monica all sat around wearing wedding dresses and watching tv after they tried on emily's Xenical diet pill - dress. and i laughed too.

then i said 'are you kidding me? i'd never get it back on the hanger.'
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