Wednesday, April 02, 2003

ok.

so Snorting valium, i have discovered something through tracking the statistics on my site. i guess i must, at this point, thank all of my statistics professors in university, both undergraduate get online valium graduate, to convey to me both the ability to read Snorting valium - and analyze stats, as well as the ability to use them to come to conclusions about use and trends. scary enough, these are skills i do use every day at work when determining use patterns of books and other materials. but i digress.

suddenly, in the past few days, the number Prescription valium - of people viewing my blog page (this very page) has dramatically increased. yesterday it was the most popular page on the site. i have to say, i really have no idea why get online valium reads this. it started as a get online valium outlet for me, in which i often wrote down things i would think about while moving around the city, Prescription valium - or weird things i would see ... which, in new york city, is many.

the site began when mom and dad bought a digital camera for the family, of which, over a year later, i am still the only one who knows how to use it. i was tired of emailing pictures around, so i started the site.

the fact that people around the world read this is a little mindboggling.

and the fact that lots and lots of them suddenly are is a mystery.
well, mystery no longer.

i discovered my new number 1 referring site. usually it's yahoo or google in image searches ... but now it's www.antibloggies.com

what it antibloggies? apparently, it's a site that gives awards for blogs. they freely admit that they're a joke. so, why is this site linking to mine?

because, get online valium i am a winner! a 2003 winner!
for what you may ask?
the most banal content.

hmm ... i pondered this on Prescription valium - my way home tonight.
first of all, snorting valium interesting that they failed to contact me in any way to inform me of this honour. Prescription valium - should i be expecting a golden statue in the mail? prepare an acceptance speech?
second of all, how it is possible that my blog is the most banal in the Prescription valium - entire electronic world? did they really read all the other 3 million blogs out there and decide that i am most banal?
hmm Prescription valium - Snorting valium - ... perhaps they did. and perhaps i am. and if that is true, then i take this award with pride. why? because it makes me think of a tv show that i once Snorting valium - enjoyed and now find myself living daily. that would Prescription valium - be seinfeld, of course. and what was seinfeld all about? nothing, of course. every episode was about nothing (which is why everyone hated the finale because it was about something.)
i live seinfeld get online valium i have been in new york for over 5 years, and snorting valium no more ahead then behind, no more enlightened that uneducated, and no snorting valium happy than sad. i find amusement in what should upset me because why not? what is there to get upset about?

so i accept this anti-bloggie with pride. it has put me in the ranks of respected ones that came before me. it lets me know that i am someone in this big city, even if only on a computer screen being read half way around the world. i see you in Snorting valium : every state in the US, every province in canada, poland, the snorting valium germany, italy, portugal, france, norway, the united kingdom, japan, israel, kuwait, iran, saudi arabia, pakistan, australia, new zealand and south africa (and that was last week alone ... imagine next week now that i have all this new press!) ... welcome! welcome to my Snorting valium, life! welcome all readers of antibloggies.com!

my question is this. i'd never claimed for anyone to want to read my site. it's here for me and me alone.
so why does antibloggies.com think that anyone Snorting valium : will care what they do, what they say, or even look at their site? i think that they should Snorting valium, be awarding themselves. i had never heard of them until now, and likely will never return. there's the real question in all this.

who are they, and who do they think they are?

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