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telephone rings.
i answer.

'hello public library may i help you."
hello there sweetie. (female voice)
dead silence.
"ahem. may i help you?'
i'd like to check out a book.
dead silence. i honestly didn't know what to say.
did you hear me? i'd like to check out a book.
my mind is running trying to figure out if i know this woman's voice and it's really someone playing a trick on me.
'well. then. do you have a library card?'
of course i do.
dead silence again. i wonder ... 'am i on candid camera?'
i was told i comparison levitra viagra check out a book over the phone. if you don't know how to do this, please transfer me to levitra sale that does.
still dumb-struck.
'well, to check out a book you need to come in and choose the item and we can check it out for you here.'
but i already did that, sweetie
the lightbulb comes on
'ok so you need to renew that item, then'
right. i need to check it out

at that point Purchase levitra online, i tell her how to renew her items over the phone...

'do you have internet access Comparison levitra viagra, at home?'
of course.
long pause. my mind is still processing if this is really happening.
'well then you can access our webpage and renew your items over the internet.'
for real?
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'yes. is there anything else.'
that's it. i just needed to check out that book.
'have a good evening'

i hang up Comparison levitra viagra : the phone with the total expectation of candid camera popping out from behind a column and laughing at me.

they didn't.