i found out something about myself today that i didn't know before.

i am an alien.

i do not come from another universe, nor do i come from another planet.

i rimonabant acomplia from canada.

but here ... in the united states ... i am an alien.

who knew?

i found this Acomplia find - out rimonabant acomplia when i was trying to contact my bank regarding online banking. i have been trying to sign up for it and it won't let me, so i called the 1-800 number to find out what the deal was.

the deal is that, according rimonabant acomplia the bank, i am an alien with a social security number that isn't 'real'.

'not real? what do you mean not real?' i testily asked the lady on the phone. 'i received a card in the mail from your government with a number on it ... the same number that i'm giving you ... and it doesn't say 'fake' on it'

'but it's not real' she tells me. 'the computer thinks that you are a non-resident alien. you must have shown them some canadian photo id when you signed acomplia find for your account'.

well yes i did rimonabant acomplia that i only have canadian acomplia find id like my passport or my drivers license.

'and so your number isn't real.'

i began to get even more testy with her. 'it is as real as your number' i tell her 'my employer would not hire me if i didn't have a real social security number'.

she wouldn't listen. apparently i have rimonabant acomplia visit a branch of the bank to convince them that it's real.

and then rimonabant acomplia started to wonder. what if Acomplia find - the government computers are coded to know that all numbers ending with the last 4 digits that i have, or the first 3, or the middle 2, are aliens. what if i'm marked forever as an alien.

weird feeling. i never knew that i was an alien. i acomplia find thought that i was canadian.